Talking Squares

If you've ever tried to call me, well God Bless You, but you probably found out I can be quite difficult to get hold of. To make life easier (for who?) I've been on Skype for a few weeks now - and just didn't get around to telling you. Anyway, if you're on Skype too then you know already what to do. And I'm exactly who you think I am.

Just be sure that I likely want to communicate with you first - for example if you're the person who regularly sneaked slivers and slices off my cheese when I worked in England years back, don't bother. And if you wrote a book about why people shouldn't get upset when somebody in the office messes with your cheese - well you needn't Skype me either. We're talking Cheddar of vintage maturity here.

Should you not be on Skype, then just ignore this post and don't tell anybody you saw it - unless asked directly of course.